Ninja... and Greek?! wtf?!

So in a nutshell... this guy, greek guy, was robbing a bank, (all suited up as a ninja)... got caught after he ran out of 'stars', you know the deadly killing shards of metal that ninjas throw at ya? Well any way... 'twas funny and to say the least... I bet his name was Stavros and he's prolly your cousin, Stav!